I have to shout. I mean it. Really shout. So turn down your volume, because I have to shout so loud, that I seriously think you will hear me!!! I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!! Loud enough? Man 'o' man. I tried on bathing suits yesterday. Did you know that all of the dressing rooms that I visited had murals of beached whales on the walls?
Oh wait....that was me. Nice.
I can't get rid of this baby fat as easily as I did 10 and 15 years ago!! It's sticking to me!
So anyway, gotta run, (literally) so that's it. Just a big shout from a big beached whale. Do you speak whale?? I hope not!
Happy Friday. Whatever.
I'm working on my whalish look. I'll let ya know how it works out.
ReplyDeleteI totally hear you! I'm hoping that this baby weight falls off by itself!
ReplyDeleteThat's why I don't try on swimsuits. Seriously, my swimsuit is YEARS old...it will have to be falling apart before I subject myself to that torture! That and bra shopping, I have nightmares about both. Have you noticed the dressing rooms always have horrible lighting, and why does there need to be mirrors everywhere you turn? I don't even own a full length mirror...oh and I threw my scale away years ago...I think every women should.
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