I have to shout. I mean it. Really shout. So turn down your volume, because I have to shout so loud, that I seriously think you will hear me!!! I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!! Loud enough? Man 'o' man. I tried on bathing suits yesterday. Did you know that all of the dressing rooms that I visited had murals of beached whales on the walls?
Oh wait....that was me. Nice.
I can't get rid of this baby fat as easily as I did 10 and 15 years ago!! It's sticking to me!
So anyway, gotta run, (literally) so that's it. Just a big shout from a big beached whale. Do you speak whale?? I hope not!
Happy Friday. Whatever.